I don't think brook has ever known best
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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