If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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