it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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