Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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