The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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