Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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