i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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