Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just high enough for therapy.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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