I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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