It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
