doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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