it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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