Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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