'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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