I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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