If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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