i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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