i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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