i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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