I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's shark week go big or go home
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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