She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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