So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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