Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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