Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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