she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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