We're like a lot better than the average bears
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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