he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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