i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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