I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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