We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
