is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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