A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You are a genius and a whore.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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