The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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