did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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