i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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