shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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