She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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