ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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