weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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