this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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