i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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