So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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