I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
