how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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