I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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