brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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