I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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