He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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