I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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