Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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