eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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