No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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