I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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