He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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