The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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