it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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