well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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